Gefunden auf UDWF, konnte ich Euch nicht vorenthalten:
The Telepathic Watch
A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his new dive watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art dive watch and I was just testing it."
The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art dive watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
.... wer hat dem Kerl meine Uhr geliehen ... und WER DEM MÄDEL MEINE UNTERHOSEN??? 
